Musings

Intro:

Twelve seconds visit five a minute. Twelve minutes visit five an hour. Twelve hours visit twice a day. Twelve days visit twice a moon.

Twelve moons visit once a year.

Blasphemy! No! The thirteenth moon. The three moons visit every season. A fourth moon rises without reason! Did we standardize the sun too soon?

The two elves split, balance lost. Serious or silly, not and— a cost. Day or night, the game became. Sun and moon, now out of fame.

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Verse:

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Pre-chorus:

I farted and it tickled and my butt cheeks jiggled I farted towards a pickle and I saw it wiggle

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Chorus:

We know you're mad But we won't cry Life is tough So we will laugh

Don't be sad Just try to smile Be less uptight It will be alright

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Verse:

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Pre-chorus:

I farted and it tickled and my butt cheeks jiggled I farted towards a pickle and I saw it wiggle

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Chorus:

We know you're mad But we won't cry Life is tough So we will laugh

Don't be sad Just try to smile Be less uptight It will be alright

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Outro:

Twelve years visit once a zodiac. On the thirteenth, start at one again.

Twelve moons visit once a year. On the thirteenth, start at one again.

Twelve hours visit each day and night. On the thirteenth, start at one again.

Twelve tones visit the chromatic scale. On the thirteenth, start at one again.

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Fade out:

As you can see, this theorem clearly proves we can solve the 2038 problem by taking time less seriously. Immediately that one computer from Jurassic Park will be able to count years beyond the hundreds and into the hundreds of hundreds of hundreds of hundreds...